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The Invasion of Texas – Coming to a Theater Near You Soon!

Idk if I have any followers out there (I have trouble figuring WordPress out), but if so, this is the funniest guy I’ve ever met 🙂 My mom has the same opinion and has known him her whole life 🙂

You Do Hoodoo?

I’ve just come up with a great idea for a movie, an action packed contemporary shoot-‘em- up extravaganza and cautionary tale mixed into one, Masada meets Waco, a tale of states right patriotism, the importance the 2nd amendment, and the nefariousness of a godless federal government led by a closet Muslim who signs executive orders as frequently as Phil Mickelson signs autographs.

I’m going to call the movie The Invasion of Texas.

governor watching TV

Here’s a blitzkrieg scenario. The federal government plans a massive multi-state military simulation exercise called Jade-15, ostensibly  to train the army for foreign desert engagements; however, the entire operation’s real goal is to take over Texas, place it under martial law, and to confiscate all weaponry from Texas’s citizenry.

The movie opens with the governor channel surfing from abomination to abomination, the Bruce Jenner Diane Sawyer interview, a Fox News special on Benghazi, Miley Cyrus twerking.  His cell’s ringtone…

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Celebrating Hispanic Culture 2015

My sister in law’s from Brazil, and many of our friends are from Mexico / South America. I hereby certify they are ALL American as apple pie and speak bi-lingually well. Portuguese and Spanish make for some neat sounding accents. Hope they have a great Cinco de Mayo 🙂