What to Avoid

You Do Hoodoo

GAS STATION SUSHI

MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA

THE COLLECTED POEMS OF JOYCE KILMER

Excerpted example:

Monsignore,

I have never before troubled you with a request.

The saints whose ears I chiefly worry with my pleas

are the most exquisite and maternal Brigid,

Gallant Saint Stephen, who puts fire in my blood,

And your brother bishop, my patron,

The generous and jovial Saint Nicholas of Bari.

USING THE NOMINATIVE CASE CORRECTLY IN DIALOGUE

 ‘It is I, Bugsy Malone, whom you’ll never nab, dirty copper.”

BRINGING UP THE FAlSE EQUIVALENCY BETWEEN TRUMP AND CLINTON AT A FAMILY REUNION IN PICKENS, SOUTH CAROLINA

PURPLE JESUS

BARRY MANILOW COVER BANDS

BARRY MANILOW

SAINT NICHOLAS OF BARI

POLKA-HAWAIIAN JAZZ FUSION

RUSSIAN TRUSTAFARIANS

HANDFEEDING WOBBLY FOXES

HITCHHIKING IN COMPTON WEARING A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG EMBLAZONED TEE-SHIRT

WASTE-OF-TIME BLOG POSTS ON BEAUTIFUL OCTOBER SATURDAYS

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